The English comedian, Pam Ayres, wrote the following charming song about the Wonderbra:
I bought myself a Wonderbra
for fourteen ninety-nine.
It looked so good on the model girl's chest,
and I hoped it would on mine.
I took it from the packaging
and when I tried it on,
the Wonderbra restored to me
all I believed had gone...
chorus:
Lets all salute the Wonderbra,
the Wonderbra, the Wonderbra,
for fourteen ninety-nine.
It gave me such a figure,
I can't believe it's mine.
I showed it to my husband
and it made his eyeballs shine.
And when I served the breakfast,
the kids cried out "Hooray!
Here comes our darling mother,
with her bosoms on a tray!"
